Stresslaxing
(v.) Being stressed that relaxing makes you more stressed because you are not working on what's making you stressed.
Don't mind him, he is stresslaxing.
Dagga
Dagga is the term we use in South Africa to refer to weed.
I can't wait to get home and smoke my dagga.
Braai Master
The person who is making sure that the braai meat is properly done and everything goes well during a braai.
The braai master for today's braai was Thabo hence the meat is not nice.
Ncmsl
A shortened version of "Undincamisile", a Xhosa term to express shock. Undincamisile can also mean "you have kissed me, you kissed me, s/he kissed me", which is not related to the definition we are talking about here.
Girl 1: She has already moved on.
Girl 2: For real? It's only been 2 weeks.
Girl 1: Dead serious.
Girl 2: Ncmsl