Tswape
A tswape is a South African term for a massive wedgy (when your underwear is stuck between your butt cheeks).
I had a tswepe during the people and I was so embarrassed to remove it.
Magesi
Magesi is a South African football team that plays in the Betway Premiership. They recently won their first trophy, in their first season in top flight football, by beating Mamelodi Sundowns.
Magesi is here to dominate.
Taxi Maths
This is the job of the person taking the front sit in the taxi, i.e counting money and providing change.
He was moered by taxi maths
umshologu
properly used to mean a “spirit” from
u -> the
m -> child of, person of, thing of
Shulgi -> an ancient Sumerian king who deified him just like Jesus and so people were said to perform wonders “In the name of Shulgi”.
On seeing a ghost: I saw umshologu.
On seeing a magic performance: He’s using umshologu.
A church was in the old days called: The House of umshologu
On someone who loves to go to church: He’s the ash of the house of umshologu. (you can modernize the expression by using “furniture” instead of “ash”)