Category: General
Load Shedding
When the stupid Ass-kom also known as Eskom decides to switch off our electricity that we pay for.
You better charge your phone, Load shedding is starting again soon
Ass-kom
Also known as Eskom - Those assholes who are supposed to be providing South Africa with consistent electricity supply but instead they bring us consistent Load Shedding.
It's dark again. Blame ass-kom.
Wendy Williams Day
Wendy Williams day is a holiday that is celebrated in South Africa every year on April 10th... This is of course according to Wendy Williams and whoever lied to her because there's no such.
We are having a huge braai for Wendy Williams Day.
Stresslaxing
(v.) Being stressed that relaxing makes you more stressed because you are not working on what's making you stressed.
Don't mind him, he is stresslaxing.
Stockvel
A stokvel is a savings pool where a group of individuals contribute an agreed-upon monthly amount. The group have full control of how they would like to use that money. Two common methods are to pay out monthly or annually. The group can make monthly pay-outs, or they could keep investing their savings and get a lump sum at the end of the year.
I have joined a stockvel with the members of my community where we get monthly payouts.