Nyashilitis
The ability to not stop yourself from indulging in minge (nyash).
Mono is affected by Nyashilitis
Masandawana
Masandawana is a nickname for South African soccer team Mamelodi Sundowns.
I'm a loyal supporter of masandawana.
Woolworths
Also known as Woolies. This is a retail store that went to a private school. You go in there with your deep Zulu accent, but come out with that private school accent.
1. I speak like this because I drink Woolworths water every morning.
2. Tanqueray is the Woolworths of Gins.
Batla u hurda
It is a basic Sotho term that means they will hurt you. It is also a warning to the guys that girls are animals it's better to be single and drink alcohol
When you friends see that Amanda is going to play with your fellings, they simply use the term like
"🗣: Batla u hurda boy tlohella ngwanana enwa"