Word of the Day [01 Jan 2026]
2 minute noodles
An offensive term used to refer to men who suffer from premature ejaculation (men who cum early).
She says she won't sleep with him again cause he is a 2 minute noodle.
umshologu
properly used to mean a “spirit” from
u -> the
m -> child of, person of, thing of
Shulgi -> an ancient Sumerian king who deified him just like Jesus and so people were said to perform wonders “In the name of Shulgi”.
On seeing a ghost: I saw umshologu.
On seeing a magic performance: He’s using umshologu.
A church was in the old days called: The House of umshologu
On someone who loves to go to church: He’s the ash of the house of umshologu. (you can modernize the expression by using “furniture” instead of “ash”)
Ikhaya lokugqibela
Ikhaya lokugqibela is a term in Xhosa that means the last resting place (where a person is buried).
I'm praying for everyone who tries to steal my lover to go kwikhaya lakhe lokugqibela
Fanagalo
Fanagalo or Fanakalo is an informal language mainly spoken in mines across South Africa. It is composed of frequently corrupted elements of the Nguni languages, English and Afrikaans.
I knew they were Zama zamas because I heard them speaking Fanagalo.